“Mornin’ ma’am.”
“Hi.” How long will this take?”
“Just five minutes to hook up the modem”
“Ok, could you please wear a mask?”
“Honey, don’t you worry,
I’m as healthy as a horse!”
“But I am worried.
I’ve known some pretty sick horses.”
“Hmmmm, for some reason the wifi isn’t responding.”
— Four hours later…
“Well darlin’ guess I’ll have to come back tomorrow.
Don’t you worry, I’m like a dog with a bone.”
We hit a milestone today.
200,000 dead in the United States from coronavirus.
I wipe down all surfaces with alcohol,
take 5000 milligrams of Vitamin C,
shower and head outside humming a tune.
Humming is supposed to give off nitric-oxide
which kills viruses.
The tune is: “Don’t worry, be happy.”
